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Jun 08
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agentmlovestacos:

The same person (kid?) also sent me an email addressed to Daredevil. Also adorable.

agentmlovestacos:

The same person (kid?) also sent me an email addressed to Daredevil. Also adorable.
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Jun 04
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From the Stretch Armstrong press release

“Stretch Armstrong is a character I have wanted to see on screen for a long time,” said Imagine Entertainment’s Brian Grazer. “He’s an unconventional kind of super hero with a power that no one would want. It’s a story about a guy stretching – if you will – the limits of what is possible to become all that he can be.”

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Jun 02
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Remake: America (via bjepson)

Remake: America (via bjepson)

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May 21
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Saving the video game industry and the Nintendo Wii

A Giant in Our Midst

The Nintendo Wii is a beautiful thing. It arrived at a time when the other gaming consoles were fighting a war for supreme mediocrity. In the front lines were rehashes of first person shooters that looked like high definition DOOM, tired licenses where the producers forgot why we loved the original in the first place and movie titles that were positioned to catch sixty dollars from parents of nine year olds looking to re-experience the magic of a day at the cinema.

Nintendo in a stroke of inspiration decided that ‘the only winning move was not to play’ and rediscovered fun instead of higher frame rates and jumpy multiplayer combat. The promise of Wii sports was that gaming was now a family affair and folks who hated video games because they were ‘for the kids’ found themselves jumping and clapping when they got a strike in Wii Bowling. The video game industry was born anew.

Since then Nintendo has released some masterful first party titles such as Super Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime, but corporate overlords with dollars in their eyes went for the cheap cash grab and created movie licensed titles and mini-game collections that were not worth the shiny disks they were printed on.

The Medieval Era

Since the Wii is still making gobs of money people may wonder why gamers are complaining. Allow me to talk about a part of my childhood. In the mid eighties the Atari 2600 was one of the greatest things that had ever happened to me. There were some fantastic games for the console. As time publishers figured they could make some money and flooded the market with cheap poor quality games. Titles were released for such movie classics as ‘Attack of the Killer Tomatoes’ and ‘Megaforce’. Actually watchable movies like ‘Alien’ and ‘E.T.’ also had games made from them, but the connection to the actual films were tenuous and ‘E.T.’ became the godfather of what we now know as shovelware in a very literal sense. LINK Eventually, the really bad games outweighed the even remotely decent games and the bottom fell out of the market. Parents were sick of buying games that their kids found unplayable or boring and no one was really around to teach them which ones to buy. Investing in creating a video game was a losing proposition and everyone walked away. It was a dark time.

It took a bit of marketing trickery and an excellent console like the Nintendo Entertainment System to pull us out and restart the gaming culture again. Kids bough the console and department stores stocked it because of the silly robot that was included, but despite this the experience was fantastic so it kept us playing. In turn this trend kept us buying.

A Bleak Future?

As the year passes the midway mark and retailers start heading towards the holiday rush it is becoming clear that we will have another year of bad game purchases by well intentioned people who don’t know any better. Potentially this could be the death stroke for the Wii. People may get to the point where they realize that their fifty to sixty dollars doesn’t buy them much and so they won’t invest again. This sentiment is heartbreaking because so much could be done with this console and it’s capabilities. I will not be shocked if the two quarters after December turns into desert for games on the Wii and titles will be discounted at a loss for the publishers, just like my Atari experience in the eighties.

I loaned Resident Evil IV to a friend the other day who is not really a gamer but owns a Wii. From the reports it appears that it was a magical experience for him. A high quality title that didn’t have the trappings of a children’s game. He had no idea it existed. I bet if I now recommended titles to him of similar quality he would eventually buy. Since a game can last anywhere from twenty to one hundred hours of play the value beats two hours at the cinema.

Can We Fix It? Yes We Can!

If we can figure out how to get good games to people, the people will buy good games. If people start buying good games then third party publishers will wake up and start producing high quality games. This paired with a bit of a hardware refresh for the Wii (Built in MotionPlus support, better Nintendo DSi integration, High Definition graphics and a decent storage solution) will give us a console that will drive the industry for some time and create some decent competition with the other console players.

The time has come to legitimize video gaming as an acceptable form of play along with other forms of entertainment that people feel are healthy. The negative view of video gaming is largely if not completely illegitimate at this point. People don’t even know why they don’t like video games or they are clinging to the same odd rationale that plagued radio, movies, comic books and television in their infancy. If you love your past time do yourself and the industry a favor, give others the gift of experience that you have had many times over. I lived through a video game crash once, I don’t think I have the strength to do it again.

Crossposted to PlayAsLife.com

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May 18
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This is what haunts me in my dreams. Thanks Agent_M

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May 17
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May 14
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In Search Of Intro (1981) (via FrozenDoberman)

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May 11
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The Casual Myth

There is nothing casual about the way my spouse plays Scrabble. She stands above the steaming corpses of her opponents and nods graciously at their efforts, futile as they may be. She checks her stats and her turns every day, she works on strategies and learns new ways of winning. She doesn’t cheat, and takes the ethics of the game seriously. The very thought of a “hardcore” fifteen year old gamer looking down on her and calling her skills “casual” is offensive.

I’ve seen “hardcore” players. Their skills seem to entail jumping a lot, strafing side to side and memorizing maps so they can get a slight advantage over the other on hundred online gamers that play exactly like them. I would like to see them raise children, run a household, have a full time job and maintain their leaderboard status.

When my wife started playing Mass Effect she had a bit of trouble transitioning to the vastly different control scheme on the Xbox 360, but so did I. The difference between mouse aiming and using the control stick is enormous and takes a lot of getting used to. In short order she was solving puzzles and knocking off robots with no issues. The story is compelling and helped her over the parts that were not natural to the way she plays games. This transition is not difficult, and the key was the quality. Quality drives people past uncomfortability and unfamiliarity.

When I have two hours to spare, I will play Half Life or Bioshock, when I have twenty minutes to spare I will play Peggle or Plants VS. Zombies. What kind of gamer does that make me? I enjoy Elite Beat Agents as much as I enjoy Dead Space. I enjoy games without classification. My entertainment money is spent on games first before movies, before recreational books and sometimes clothing to my own detriment.

I declare the gaming culture war over. Publishers, you should no longer market game genres specifically to me to my spouse or to my children. Chances are you will be wrong and miss your targets. Sell me a good game that is fun, interesting and challenging. If I like it I will probably purchase it. If I really like it, I will recommend it. If I love it, you will hear about it in a blog or on Facebook. Stop artificially creating gaming demographics and start creating gaming evangelists. They will sing your praises and pass their passions on to their children.

Cross posted to PlayAsLife.com

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May 09
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Plants vs Zombies reviewed by a 1.5 yr old! (via poopdevil)

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May 04
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Zombie Temp Worker - Rise and Shine (via PlantsVsZombies)

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Karateka Demo video (via stevetures)

I must have poured 100 hours into this. Video is pretty much accurate.

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May 01
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Marvel VS. Capcom 2 Trailer for XBLA.

What is your favorite song from the Transformers movie soundtrack? Oh old school geeks, you know what I mean.

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Child’s gas mask at Amazon.

Child’s gas mask at Amazon.

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Apr 29
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The original Dead Rising was fun with its use anything as a weapon and overwhelming number of zombies on the screen. There were a few flaws, but I betcha they fixed them in this wicked new trailer.

Plus mounting double chainsaws on anything is a serious win.

Dead Rising 2 First Full Trailer (via filth86)

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