Let me tell you a story…
Jillian Michaels comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes Jillian Michaels go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away. Sometimes Jillian Michaels looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about Jillian Michaels…. she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
